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Dan Harmon Poops: HEY, DID I MISS ANYTHING?
Kids:
A few hours ago, I landed in Los Angeles, turned on my phone, and confirmed what you already know. Sony Pictures Television is replacing me as showrunner on Community, with two seasoned fellows that I’m sure are quite nice - actually, I have it on good authority they’re quite nice, because…
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Tom Hiddleston’s impersonations of Owen Wilson, Chris Evans and Samuel L. Jackson
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ACCURATE DEPICTION OF MY BRAIN ALL THE FUCKING TIME
GPOY
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a not-very-scholarly discussion of the norse edda
- Liza: i can't remember who sleipnir's babydaddy is
- Del: nor can i
- Liza: is it thor i hope it's thor
- Del: to google!
- Liza: already there
- Liza: However, Loki had "such dealings" with Svaðilfari that "somewhat later" Loki gave birth to a grey foal with eight legs; the horse Sleipnir, "the best horse among gods and men."[10]
- Liza: so
- Liza: loki banged a horse
- Liza: and had a baby
- Liza: norse fuckers
- Del: "such dealings" is the best euphemism for ponyplay
- Liza: "somewhat later"
- Del: THE NEXT MORNING, LOKI SHAT OUT A SPIDERFOAL
- Del: which his fosterdad nicked to be his steed
- Liza: were they unsure on the gestational period of an 8-legged spiderfoal
- Del: I don't think there's a precedent for MPreg spiderhorsies.
- Liza: inside a jotunn
- Liza: apparently the myth implies that loki turns himself into a ladyhorse and thus sleipnir
- Del: ... oh that is less weird
- Del: apart from the whole"craving equine dong" thing
- Liza: i think it was more of a desperate ploy to save his butt from the wrath of the gods
- Liza: and the norse gods apparently didn't have horse condoms
- Del: wait was this pony sex consensual
- Del: or did it just nail him
- Liza: wikipedia is unclear
- Liza: about the consensuality of sleipnir's conception
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